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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:34
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What are the top 5 star Michelin restaurants near Pompano Beach, Florida?
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Why do I want to give up on men?
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How the Brain Actively Removes Unwanted Memories - Neuroscience News
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
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Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way